Mother's Day

Mother's Day. Illustration by Mike F Leonen. ©2008 mike f leonen. All rights reserved. No use, copy or distribution without prior permission.

My wife, two two kids and I were seated inside our van one recent night. We were going to eat out.

"Did you guys know that it'll be Mother's Day this Sunday?" I asked my two kids.

"Oh, I didn't know that," my 5-year old said. "We should surprise Mommy."

Uh-huh.

"We should bake her a cake and buy her flowers," he said.

My wife, I repeat, was with us in the van.

"Well," I said. "If we bake Mommy a cake and buy her flowers, that won't be a surprise anymore, wouldn't it?"

Silence. More silence.

"But we won't tell her the color," my 5-year old said. "That'll be the surprise."

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Wii

Three things I love about Wii:

• It develops eye-hand coordination.

• It encourages movement in front of the TV.

• It promotes perseverance when you lose; humility when you win. 

What I don't like about Wii:

• You need to let your kids play, too. Hmp.

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Define patience

Patience. Illustration by Mike F Leonen. ©2008 mike f leonen. All rights reserved. No use, copy or distribution without prior permission.

What is patience? Here are my definitions:

• Patience is trying to stack up domino pieces while your 2-year old is inches away.

• Patience is telling your 5-year old that he could ask you any question he wants and his questions include: "What is a question? What is what? What is is?"

• Patience is standing in line in a crowded Starbucks while your 5-year old and 2-year old talk about knowing that Daddy is up in the morning when they hear a loud fart. 

How about you? What's your definition of patience?

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Three things I've learned (so far) about little boys

• No matter how much you tell them not to touch anything inside a store, they'll ignore you and touch anyway.

• No matter how careful you are in steering them away from toy guns, they'll find a way to craft one from everyday stuff—like that cardboard inside a paper towel roll, the one you hope they'll use as a telescope but end up as being the most powerful (and loudest, I must add) boom-boom gun in the whole wide world, as how my 5-year old puts it.

• No matter how much they fight and tease each other, they'll still be the best of friends at the end of the day (or ten seconds, give or take 5 seconds, after each fight). 

How about you? What have you learned (so far) about your little ones?

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Three things I've learned (so far) about hide-and-seek

Hide and Seek. Illustration by Mike F Leonen. ©2008 mike f leonen. All rights reserved. No use, copy or distribution without prior permission.

Three things I've learned (so far) about playing hide-and-seek with my  two kids:

• The kid who counts almost always counts with at least one eye open.

• The kid who hides almost always gives up his position by either hiding three feet away from the kid who counts or by giggling—aloud, I must add—for all to hear.

• The fun part of hide-and-seek is not the seeking or the hiding. It's the screaming. 

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Growing up

Growing Up. Illustration by Mike F Leonen. ©2008 mike f leonen. All rights reserved. No use, copy or distribution without prior permission.

Signs my 4-year old is growing up:

• Physical—My 4-year old brags about the hair in his chest (there are about 3 of them, a quarter of a quarter of an inch tall). Also, after playing, he tells me, "Look, Daddy, my armpit is sweaty."

• Emotional—My 4-year old is attuned to his feelings (and mine). "Daddy, I love you," he says unexpectedly. "Does that make you happy? Can I have some chocolate now?"

• Mental—My 4-year old is getting smarter.

"Daddy, do you want to hear a joke?" my 4-year old asked one time.

"Sure," I said.

"Are you sure?" he asked, very serious.

"Sure I'm sure," I said.

"Are you very sure?"

Uh-huh.

"You're handsome," he said.

He laughed hard. Then he walked away.

Donkey.

My 4-year old turns 5 this week.

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Know the song, anyone?

Tickle. Illustration by Mike F Leonen. ©2008 mike f leonen. All rights reserved. No use, copy or distribution without prior permission.

Are you in a helping mood today? Do you know the lyrics of the song that starts with:

Where Is Thumbkin
Where Is Thumbkin
Here I Am
Here I Am

My 4-year old asked me the lyrics one morning and I said I don't know. That's the problem. He came out with his own version:

Where Is Pinky
Where Is Pinky
Here I Am
Here I Am
What Have You Been Doing Today
Picking Out The Boogers
Run Away
Run Away

Again, if you know the lyrics, let me know. Please.

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Lesson in sharing and patience

It seems more than a few parents are soon expecting their second child. To them, I offer this story:

Eldest child to youngest child: "Share."

Youngest child, responding: "No, you share."

Eldest child, insisting: "No, you share"

Youngest child, also insisting: "No, you share"

Eldest child, shouting: "NO, you share!"

Youngest child, giving up: "Waaah!"

Me, the little angry parent: "Both of you learn how to take turns. Be patient. Now."

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Valentine's

Heart. Photo illustration by Mike F Leonen. ©2008 mike f leonen. All rights reserved. No use, copy or distribution without prior permission.

What do you think is the boy saying to the girl?

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