I have the cough and the colds. I hate the cough and the colds. They make me cranky.
Worst, I had to go to the dentist. She wanted to do some drilling.
“Do you floss regularly?” she asked.
“I do,” I said. “Once a week.”
My dentist called her assistant. She wanted to make sure my chart reads: “Patient does not listen to dentist.”
I should tell my 3-year old about this. It’s a lesson, I think.
“Daddy, are you sick?”
“Sick,” my 3-year old said, pointing to my runny nose.
“Oh,” I said. “Yes, I am.”
“When I’m sick, I drink lots and lots of water,” he said.
“When Mommy’s sick, she drinks lots and lots of water,” he added.
“How about your little brother?” I asked, referring to my 1-year old.
“He drinks lots and lots of milk.”
“How about Daddy?”
My 3-year old gave me the look. Then he said: “You drink lots and lots of Coke.”
Hmm. I think I just got scolded by a 3-year old, don’t you think?
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