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What is patience? Here are my definitions:
Patience is trying to stack up domino pieces while your 2-year old is inches away.
Patience is telling your 5-year old that he could ask you any question he wants and his questions include: "What is a question? What is what? What is is?"
Patience is standing in line in a crowded Starbucks while your 5-year old and 2-year old talk about knowing that Daddy is up in the morning when they hear a loud fart.
How about you? What's your definition of patience?
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"Patience is trying to stack up domino pieces while your 2-year old is inches away."
=> I'd call that naivity, hubris or insanity ;)
And the farting thing: yep my little nephew have made such a public announcement about me in public once as well. You gotta love their honesty :p
Posted by: Goofball | March 27, 2008 at 06:03 AM
You (they)crack me up. Thanks for keeping me smiling;)
Posted by: Ruby | March 27, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Hmmmm...how about Patience is letting your toddler buckle the car seat buckle "himself" while the baby is screaming for the cat to start moving so he can fall asleep.
Posted by: Beth | March 28, 2008 at 06:53 PM
Patience is teaching your teenager to drive.
Patience is waiting for the day when they finally "get" all those lessons you repeat 10 million times...
Patience is doing 14 loads of laundry per week.
Patience is teaching your children how to cook (or clean, or fix thing, etc.), when you could do it much faster yourself
Posted by: Laura | March 29, 2008 at 01:00 PM
That graphic rocks;) I have no idea what patience is. Not sure I've ever witnessed it;)))
Posted by: Kelly @ Pass the Torch | March 30, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Patience is not ripping your hair out by the roots at the 17th straight hour of non-stop talking from one of your kids, ha ha.
I love them to death, but I'm often amazed at the sheer volume of words they have.
Posted by: sari | March 30, 2008 at 10:22 PM
Kids keep you humble, that's for SURE!
Posted by: The Estrogen Files | March 31, 2008 at 10:20 AM
hehe the last one is my favourite!
Posted by: chelle | March 31, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Patience is trying not to cry when your 11month old baby spills red kool-aid all over your pants...when you have on cream pants...and you at a rollerskating rink for a birthday party.
Posted by: Robin May | April 01, 2008 at 07:35 AM
I'm new here. I linked over from 2nd Cup (Linda). This post made me laugh - as a mama to 3 young ones I can feel your pain. :)
Patience is walking several hundred yards across the park for your son to pee only to find all of the doors are locked and he now has to pee around a corner next to the building.
Patience is keeping your children alive up through adulthood despite endless embarrassment and exhaustion. God knew what he was doing when he made them cute. ;)
Posted by: Jodie | April 01, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Hahaha! I can TOTALLY relate! My definition of patience would be letting your 2.5 year old give you a premature waddle by pinching and poking your throat for a full hour -- just so you can catch a few minutes of shut-eye!!! (Ahhh the weirdness of toddler self-soothing!)
Posted by: Haley-O | April 04, 2008 at 07:49 PM
Ha ha ha...Mike, your posts always make me laugh. Seems like you are enjoying daddyhood tremendously.
Posted by: Immomsdaughter | April 06, 2008 at 06:51 PM
I loved this post because it is very timely. Parents today need a lot of patience when teaching their teens and kids. For me, patience is endurance.
Posted by: troubled teen program | June 10, 2008 at 04:44 AM