Ever felt lucky before? I have—recently. I went to a store, looked around, found an attendant and asked: "Do you have clits?" The attendant looked at me and smiled. "Clits?" the attendant asked. "Yes," I said. "I'd like to see some clits." So the attendant beckoned me to the back of the store and showed me some. No, it's not what you think. The attendant's a male and I was shopping for soccer shoes. And, yes, I know. The correct spelling is cleats.
Day 1 of Writing A Book In 40 Days: Sketched possible artwork. Will post some sketches on Tuesday.
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Too funny!!
Posted by: susieshomemade | April 12, 2009 at 05:49 PM
you crack me up! I love your blog.
Posted by: fiona | April 13, 2009 at 12:29 AM
You made me laugh out loud. Can't remember the last time I did that. Thanks!
Posted by: Ruby | April 15, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Hahahaha... that is way to funny...
Posted by: Fliss | April 16, 2009 at 03:51 PM
My tea almost ended up all over the laptop...too funny!!!
Posted by: Jo | April 17, 2009 at 07:35 AM