My 3-year old misbehaved yesterday afternoon. He refused to sit in his booster seat when my wife asked him to.
So, like any good parent, I threatened to punish him.
“Hey, Mister,” I said, in a stern voice. “If you don’t go to your seat right now, you will not be allowed to eat broccoli anymore.”
My 3-year old looked at me, eyes wide-open. He hates broccoli.
“But I love broccoli,” he said. He looked confused.
“Nope,” I insisted. “No broccoli.”
“But I do.”
“That’s your punishment,” I said. “From now on, you only eat Popsicle and chocolate—and that’s that.”
“But I do,” he said, softly this time.
“No.”
My reverse psychology—or whatever psychologists call it nowadays—was working.
My 3-year old looked dejected. He slowly climbed up to his seat and, at least to me, reluctantly allowed my wife to buckle him up.
Between that time and last night, I developed a conscience. So I called my 3-year old, knelt in front of him and offered to allow him to eat broccoli again.
He looked at me, waited a second, smiled a little then said: “Yuck! That’s gross.”
Okay. That’s one way not to convince your kids to eat broccoli.
Any other ideas?
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Ha! Hilarious.
Posted by: kelly jeanie | September 06, 2006 at 07:25 AM
Nice try. I used to crinkle the broccoli top pieces into his grilled cheese when he wasn't looking. Um, yeah. Doesn't work anymore.
Posted by: Tracey | September 06, 2006 at 08:51 AM
What about blending brocolli and chocolate fudge.. no?
I would forget about brocolli if my one-year-old hates it. But if you really insist on brocolli, what about the reward system?
Cut up bite-sized brocolli, like 5 pieces or so, and for every piece he eats, he gets his favourite sticker, or collectible cards etc.
Give it a try and let me know?
Posted by: aruri | September 12, 2006 at 02:09 AM
Ack! SO close...
Posted by: tracey | August 17, 2008 at 09:51 AM