I have the cough and the colds. I hate the cough and the colds. They make me cranky.
Worst, I had to go to the dentist. She wanted to do some drilling.
“Do you floss regularly?” she asked.
“I do,” I said. “Once a week.”
My dentist called her assistant. She wanted to make sure my chart reads: “Patient does not listen to dentist.”
I should tell my 3-year old about this. It’s a lesson, I think.
“Daddy, are you sick?”
“What?”
“Sick,” my 3-year old said, pointing to my runny nose.
“Oh,” I said. “Yes, I am.”
“When I’m sick, I drink lots and lots of water,” he said.
Uh-huh.
“When Mommy’s sick, she drinks lots and lots of water,” he added.
Okay.
“How about your little brother?” I asked, referring to my 1-year old.
“He drinks lots and lots of milk.”
“How about Daddy?”
My 3-year old gave me the look. Then he said: “You drink lots and lots of Coke.”
Hmm. I think I just got scolded by a 3-year old, don’t you think?
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LOL! Yeah, you should listen to your three year old.
Hope you're feeling better soon!
Posted by: Pass the Torch | October 04, 2006 at 06:31 AM
Your son is already learning the art of scolding without actually scolding! Brilliant! Hope you're feeling better soon. Maybe you should drink some water? LOL!
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Posted by: kailani | October 04, 2006 at 01:09 PM
Very, VERY funny, Mike! Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment on my blog ... I'll be checking you out!
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Posted by: GiBee | October 04, 2006 at 01:31 PM
Not sure Coke is a good cold remedy. Maybe you should listen to your kid :)
Posted by: Jamie | October 04, 2006 at 01:43 PM
I'm seriously LOL. =) Sometimes the best lessons are learned from our children, don't you think?! I hope you're feeling better soon...
Posted by: Jenn | October 04, 2006 at 02:32 PM
Eek. Coke = bad for your teeth! That's the stuff I get to learn for marrying a man who has a dental hygenist for a mom and sister.
Yay? :)
Posted by: Jenna | October 04, 2006 at 03:22 PM
I've weaned myself down to One coke a week!! I'm pretty proud, but I have been drinking more coffee...eeeks! But, coffee is not as bad for you as coke....it's the high fructose corn syrup that does ya in!! Listen to your 3 year old, you need water!!! LOL. THanks for stopping by!!
Posted by: flipflopmamma | October 04, 2006 at 03:52 PM
Sounds like you got a smart cookie there. Perhaps to smart! LOL!
Posted by: Mimi | October 04, 2006 at 06:26 PM
Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in front of my comp in ages! So refreshing!! Thank you and your wonderful children for that!
Thank you for stopping by my blog and commenting!
Posted by: Laura Peric | October 04, 2006 at 07:12 PM
Yep, sounds like a scolding to me. But soda is so good when you're sick...
Posted by: Beth | October 05, 2006 at 11:06 AM
lol 3 year olds know so much! :) Clever little people. Thanks for the comment on my blog
Posted by: Melany aka Supermom | October 05, 2006 at 11:38 AM
The honesty of 3 year olds! Just too funny!
Posted by: Nikkie | October 05, 2006 at 04:31 PM
found your blog on Random Thoughts of a Tired Mom look forward to getting to knowing u and yours Get better soon Mike
Posted by: jen | October 05, 2006 at 08:29 PM
How is it that our kids sometimes know better than we do? Sounds like you have got a fiesty one.
Posted by: Trisha | October 10, 2006 at 03:28 AM
Great post,
An enjoyable read!
SG
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Hahahaha! nice little boy! thanks for the post.
-heather-
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A 3-year old talks more sense than his dad? hahaha. You can hope realistically he'll grow up to be a sensible person.
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He TOTALLY slammed you. They always call us out, don't they?
Posted by: tracey | October 12, 2009 at 07:06 PM
Well that explain..and the culprit is the Soda.
Posted by: Beverly Hills Cosmetic Dentist | December 15, 2009 at 05:16 PM
You kid is totally a smart one! I agree some lessons in life tend to come from those we least expect and yes, they are unbiased and honest!
Posted by: Jenny | December 20, 2009 at 04:41 PM
hello friend very interesting information about Cough, colds and the dentist thanks for sharing
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Hilarious - but quite educational!
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